Friday, September 19, 2008

SUP? WELL THER IS A FOOTBALL GAME TO NIGHT I WAS REALLY EXCITED TO GO! BUT ANYWAYS I AM NOT BECAUSE I CDOOSE TO GO BABY SITTING INSTEAD AND I NEED THE CASH!1 SO YOU WIT THE KIDS OUT THERE YOU SHOULD RING A DING ME UP!! KK??? AND SO I WONT GET TO SEE MY MAN PHILLIP!!! SAD?? WELL HE IS WAY MAD !! HE SAID TO ME BRING THEM TO THE GAME!!! WHAT THE HELK IS UP WITH HIM??? HE WISHES!!1 WELL I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH HIM FOR 40 MINUTES IN THE HALL!!!! WOW?HUH???HE WAS LAYING ON MY LEG THE WHOLE TIME TALKING TO ME AND THISS OTHER CHICK MOSTLY ME THO!! AND WE HAD A PAPER FIGHT IS WAS AWESOME THEN THIS TEACHER IS LIKE YOU GUYS GOT A BIG MESS OUT HERE ?!?!?!/ WELL YA I THINK ME AND PHILLIP WILL HANG OUT ON SATERDAY CAUSE HE SAID WE SHOULD!!AWESOOOME!!!!!!! TOTALLY!! WELL THIS PHILLIP I THINK IS WAY CUTE!!!!AND SO DO YOU WELL I THINK YOU WOULD IF YOU EVER SAW HIM IF I HAD A CAMERA I WOULD POST LIKE FIFTY PICTURE OF HIM!! ALSO THIS JACOB IN THE TWIGHLIGHT SEROUS IS SO HOTT!! I LIKE HIM TOO!!1 AND ALSO LAST NIGHT ME AND MY BFL LOOKED UP YOUR MOMMAS SO FATT JOKES THEY ARE HELLORIOUS!!

1. YOUR MOMMAS SO FATT SHE LEFT THE HOUSE IN HIGH HEELS AND CAME BACK IN FLIP FLOPS.

2.YOUR MOMMAS SO STUPID SHE TOOK A SPOON TO THE SUPERBOWL.

3.YOUR MOMMAS SO FATT SHE HAS TO PIT LIP STICK ON WITH A PANT ROLLER.

4.YOUR MOMMAS SO FATT SHE HAD TO IRON HER PANTS IN THE DRIVE WAY.

5.YOUR MOMMAS SO OLD SHE PLAYED POOL WITH THE PLANETS.

6.YOUR MOMAS SO FATT THAT WHEN SHE SAW A SCHOOL BUS GOING DOWN THE RODE SHE SAID TWWWWINNNKKKKKIIEEEE!!!!!!


TEXT TIME I WILL POST MORE I THINK THEY ARE SO..... FUNNY AND IF YOU DONT SOMETHING IS MESSED UP IN YOUR BRAIN!!! HAAHHA

1 comment:

Nat Lud said...

So hilarious! I love the twinkie one. Yum. Maybe I'll go get a twinkie right now. At the Maverick. Just kidding. So you better tell Phillip that he better be nice to ya or we'll all beat him up! And still plan on baby-sitting Wednesday!